I come to Maui and go surfing, standup paddling, slacklining, swimming, and free-diving.

- Julia Mancuso

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

- Ray Romano

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

- Ray Romano

I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?

- Pauly Shore

I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself.

- Paul Feig

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

- Norm MacDonald

Hopefully standup will become special again.

- Marc Maron

I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup.

- Leslie Jones

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

- Larry David

I love to work. I love doing standup.

- Kathy Griffin

Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.

- Aubrey Plaza

Is it my end-all and be-all to become a standup comic? No.

- Jason Alexander

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

- J. B. Smoove

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

- Jeff Foxworthy

Unlike 'Deal or No Deal,' which is for the entire family, my standup is not for the entire family.

- Howie Mandel

When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.'

- Denis Leary

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

- Dane Cook

My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely.

- Chelsea Handler

I'm a standup comedian, so I need people.

- Chelsea Handler

I'm not a standup, but I play one on TV.

- Ana Gasteyer