Quotes from Leslie Jones


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When we did this reboot, I thought 'Ghostbusters' fans would be so excited: 'They've got the new technology - the ghosts are going to look real now.'


I've been six feet tall since the sixth grade.


I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love.


It takes a real designer to design for real women.


It was always hard for me to find clothes.


People used to call me names, so my mom had this beautiful African lady come talk to me.


The big percentage is us, the real people, and we have to say something. You have to speak up. You have to.


Unfortunately, I'm used to the insults.


When I was young, my dad always let me listen to comedy albums.


When my brother passed away... I made a decision that I might die soon, and if I die, I want people to know who I really am.


I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup.


Why is being a woman so surprising? There are two sexes. A man and a woman. So, if it's not a man in a movie, what else was it going to be?


You can look good. Don't let nobody tell you you can't look good because of your size... or what size your feet is.


You know what makes me mad about 'The Bachelorette?' That, you know, that that chick would get a man. Get me a date.


I just knew that I was funny, and I knew that it was just a matter of time. I didn't know what was going to actually happen - this is definitely way bigger than I thought - but I knew there was no way I was going to be that funny, and nobody was going to notice it.


The day that I saw Whoopi Goldberg on television, I cried so hard because I kept looking at my daddy going, 'Oh my God. There's somebody on TV that looks like me! She looks like me! Yay! I can be on TV! I can be on TV! I can do it! Look at her - look at her! She looks just like me.'


There was a time where I knew I was as funny as many dudes, but I had people telling me, 'You have to wear a dress onstage. You need to be more feminine.'


They redid 'Roots,' and everyone was saying, 'Oh, it shouldn't have been done.' I was like, 'It definitely should have been done.' Because it needs to be refurbished for the new generation so they can understand it.


Think about back in the day when we had Archie Bunker, 'The Jeffersons.' We had stuff to sit down and share and laugh at. The Internet has made it so we don't have to sit together anymore. It's so self-absorbed. No one has to talk to each other anymore, and people don't realize that that is killing us.


I get real brave when I text people. When I text people, I am so brave because it's words, but you can't say stuff.