Quotes on the topic: Cigar


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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.


What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.


Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.


Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.


A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.


I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.


A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.


The Federal Reserve - all of them - could be sitting on a barrel of dynamite, and then pouring gasoline on top of it, and then light a cigar with matches, throw the match into the gasoline, and then not notice that there is any danger.


I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.


You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.


For a few months when I was about 17, I smoked a small cigar because I thought it looked cool and it would get me the girls. It didn't.


No one wants to hear from the producer. He's the guy by the pool with a cigar in his mouth and a couple of lovelies on his arm. But when you're a director, they want to hear what you have to say about everything - the war, the world.


A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.


I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.


I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.


There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.


I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.


If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.


Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.