The status quo sucks.

- George Carlin

Two of my grandparents died in a car crash. Sucks, 'cause they would have lived to a hundred.

- Kid Rock

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

- Jay Mohr

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

- Jay Mohr

The speed of light sucks.

- John Carmack

It's one of those things where if I do a movie, I don't even know if I'm any good. So, I may do one and it sucks and I'm a horrible actor, and I'll never do another one.

- Jason Aldean

If some band sucks, you're going to have to find out about it for yourself, because I don't have the interest in issuing warnings.

- Henry Rollins

If an interview just serves the idea of celebrity, then I think that sucks. I don't want to do that.

- George Stroumboulopoulos

'Twilight' is a breathlessly addictive read with a love story that sucks people in.

- Gayle Forman

My only vice is 'Keeping up With The Kardashians.' I can't really explain what it is that fascinates me so much, but it just sucks me in.

- Gia Coppola

Being number two sucks.

- Andre Agassi

If you put a demo on the net and people say it was the finished version then they're going to say it sucks. I really hate that.

- David Guetta

Always a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of those little accessories.

- Courteney Cox

All through my life, I was hated on. When I was in middle school, they used to write in my rhyme book, 'You suck' or 'This sucks.'

- B.o.B

Tang sucks.

- Buzz Aldrin

All software sucks.

- Alan Cox

The life of a working model in L.A. kind of sucks.

- Analeigh Tipton

There's one thing I know for sure: When I'm most opinionated, my writing sucks.

- Adrian Nicole LeBlanc

Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks.

- Alexa Chung

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

- Aziz Ansari