I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's how I'll get better.'

- Anthony Jeselnik

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

- Aries Spears

I love jokes that come out of nowhere. The ones where people look at the screen and go, 'What the Hell was that.' As long as it somehow ties back into the story, somehow.

- Allen Covert

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.

- Allan Sloan

I have always loved really dense, complicated stories with lots of layers, tons of obscure literary references, and a plethora of inside jokes.

- Alethea Kontis

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.

- Adrian Edmondson

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

- Adam Brody

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

- Ashley Benson

I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda.

- Armie Hammer

When I visited Chechnya, I was taken aback at first because people would regularly make jokes about kidnapping me.

- Anthony Marra

I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes.

- Abby Wambach

My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.

- Andy Kindler

I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.

- Alexei Sayle

I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage.

- Adam DeVine

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.

- Armistead Maupin

I tell jokes, chat with people, and make stuff.

- Aisha Tyler

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

- Amy Schumer

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.

- Alice Walker

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

- Alan King

As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself.

- Alan King