My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

- Adam Brody

Before a long-haul flight, buy yourself a cheap, big, comfortable pillow. It makes a huge difference.

- Bruno Tonioli

I was just a cheap little starlet hardly acting at all in a very mediocre film.

- Brigitte Bardot

I won't wear fur - never, ever. I'm an animal lover. I wouldn't even wear faux fur. I prefer to go the cheap route and not shave my legs.

- Bonnie Hunt

Poetry is my cheap means of transportation. By the end of the poem the reader should be in a different place from where he started. I would like him to be slightly disoriented at the end, like I drove him outside of town at night and dropped him off in a cornfield.

- Billy Collins

Even with cameras being very cheap, one thing that researchers noticed was that you look really bad in a videoconference image because the lighting is bad and you get shadows and things.

- Bill Gates

To know whether stocks are cheap or pricey, we typically look at price-to-earnings ratio. Valuation is a tougher question than many folks realize.

- Barry Ritholtz

We have a bad habit of not being able to do things cheap.

- Alain Wertheimer

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure.

- Abraham Cowley

I see potential in everything. It's about opening your mind to what you can do to the garment: because they're cheap, you can cut them or stitch them, and if you stuff it up, it's fine - it's only two dollars.

- Abbey Lee Kershaw

The house of delusions is cheap to build but drafty to live in.

- A. E. Housman

I saw Cheap Trick play 'In Color,' and it was awesome.

- Art Alexakis

I got a custom-made silk dress from a Chinese tailor for really cheap. I sketched it out on a piece of paper, and they took my measurements and made the dress for me in a day!

- Alicia Sacramone

It is expensive to live in hotels, even cheap ones - more expensive than renting.

- Alexander Chee

Cheap Trick has played with every band on the planet.

- Adam Schlesinger

Failures are cheap if you do them first. Failures are expensive if you do them at the end.

- Astro Teller

Effective security measures do not come cheap.

- Arlen Specter

Usually, cheap food is not nutritious. You're feeding people, but you're not really feeding people something that is good for them.

- Alice Waters

I don't want to write about violence, and I don't want to hang a plot on a murder. I think it's cheap.

- Alice McDermott

For as long as anyone can remember, reliable, cheap electricity has been taken for granted in the United States.

- Alex Berenson