Quotes on the topic: Crack


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Wouldn't want to write the X-Men, and I suppose the X-Men is the ultimate Marvel comic, and I really wouldn't want to go anywhere near it at all, although on the other had I wouldn't mind having a crack at something like the Punisher.


That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack.


I always wake up at the crack of ice.


The phrase 'off with the crack of the bat', while romantic, is really meaningless, since the outfielder should be in motion long before he hears the sound of the ball meeting the bat.


I'd look at one of my stonecutters hammering away at the rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet, at the hundred and first blow it would split in two, and I knew it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before.


When nothing seems to help, I go look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it.


I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it being in the headlines.


I fell through a crack for years. Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category. I can only be me.


I'm a crack shot and I've won medals for shooting. But I don't think I could shoot a person.


I suppose directing on set is the most fun because it's a good crack and you feel you're on the battlefield whereas writing is a fairly solitary undertaking.


I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.


I'm not so vocal. I try to get loud, but my voice will just crack or something.


With the people, for the people, by the people. I crack up when I hear it; I say, with the handful, for the handful, by the handful, cause that's what really happens.


So, no, I'm not trying to crack into Hollywood, although I'll make films there if they're good scripts.


In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they're all on the same subway car.


It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.


Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.


I find all of my performances come down to mathematics in a sense - how do you approach the problem of this character? Sometimes I crack that problem, sometimes I don't.


Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.


I was the weirdest kid: I wanted to see the police file - in grade school! I was convinced I could crack the case if I just had that file.