Quotes from Douglas Coupland


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We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.


Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.


When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.


In a faraway land called 'pre-2000,' what Earthlings now call blogging was called 'keeping a diary.' It's hard work to do well. I tried doing it in the early 1990s but had to stop because I no longer had a life - instead I had this thing that generated anecdotes to go into my diary. The diary took over and I had to stop.


I'm agoraphobic. I can't deal with crowds.


Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.


Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.


You can never become rich unless you like rich people.


A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.


I've always felt like an alien trapped in a human form. We all do at some time or other; for me it's a permanent state, and I'm still unsure if Earth is a penance or a reward.


Vancouver is the square root of negative one. Technically it shouldn't exist, but it does. I can't imagine living anywhere else.


Adventure without risk is Disneyland.


Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.


What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be something. How odd it is for billions of people to be alive, yet not one of them is really quite sure of what makes people people.


Given the infinite number of coincidences that could happen, very few ever actually do. The universe exists in a coincidence-hating state of anti-fluke.


I get verklempt if I see a vintage TI-30 or TI-54 calculator. But I don't think I'd want to use one.


Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.


There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.


If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.


I love working out how things are made, which is why I have so many models of towers.