I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

- Amy Schumer

I attended Art & Design High School, and at one point, you had to write about what you wanted to be when you grew up. I wrote that I wanted to be a writer for 'Mad' magazine.

- Amy Heckerling

I get offered: 'Here's a girl who's mad at another girl for having a wedding on the same day.' That'll be a big hit, but I don't want to do that.

- Amy Heckerling

I'm a fan of daytime drama; I totally get it. When we are doing scenes that are romantic or will get the audience riled up, I feel like I'm a fan in the room going, 'People are going to be so mad right now!'

- Alison Sweeney

If you're functional, it doesn't matter if you're mad.

- Alan Moore

As far as I can see, it's not important that we have free will, just as long as we have the illusion of free will to stop us going mad.

- Alan Moore

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

- Agnes Repplier

Please don't ask me for the actual answer to anything, because I don't have it. Because all I do is look at stuff and ask questions. What can I say? I just think the world's barking mad. Look, I'm not an expert. I'm just an ordinary person.

- Annie Lennox

I watch 'Mad Men,' I knit scarves, I cook and am very, very normal. Honestly.

- Annie Lennox

I was raised that way: don't get mad, get smart.

- Andrew Young

I'm a born athlete. Weight-lifting is in my blood. I used to do the powerlifting thing. I gained a little weight, but I still got it; I'm mad built.

- Action Bronson

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

- Ambrose Bierce

The worst of madmen is a saint run mad.

- Alexander Pope

I'm mad in the front of my mind, but business-minded in the back.

- Alexander McQueen

People say I am mad. I am not mad. I am trying to heal my soul.

- Alejandro Jodorowsky

If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.

- Aleister Crowley

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

- Aldous Huxley

I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.

- Al Yankovic

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.

- Adlai E. Stevenson

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

- Adam Sandler