I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

- Mads Mikkelsen

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

- W. C. Fields

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

- Tug McGraw

I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure.

- Sebastian Bach

Considering that Americans are now moving away from whiskey, moving away from brown spirits in general, I believe that they will all join Russians who drink vodka straight. They will sip it like cognac.

- Roustam Tariko

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

- Robert E. Lee

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

For a southern belle, my grandmother was remarkably modern. She threw my grandfather out, for one thing - some kind of argument about bourbon whiskey - shortly after the birth of their third child, and then went back to school to get herself a teaching certificate.

- Preston Sturges

Do you understand about water in the West? Whiskey's for drinking; water's for fightin' over.

- Paul Gosar

Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.

- Nguyen Cao Ky

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

- Artie Lange

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.

- Lord Dunsany

I love whiskey and haggis. I can't get enough of either.

- Kevin McKidd

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.

- Hillary Scott

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

- Herb Kelleher

We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed the more everyone drank and ate, the more everyone got into it.

- Gary Allan

Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.

- Daisy Ashford

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.

- Claude Williams

We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.

- Buffalo Bill

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

- Billy Sunday