In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.

- Florence King

I'm one of those people who snake through the crowd, keep my head low. I'm not looking for attention.

- Julian Lennon

I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

- Jake Roberts

The snake will always bite back.

- Jake Roberts

You can't play a guy who's just a snake, because what do you draw on?

- J. K. Simmons

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

- Jimmy Carr

The snake kills by squeezing very slowly. This is how the civilized world slowly, slowly pushes into the forest and takes away the world that used to be.

- James Cameron

Never wound a snake; kill it.

- Harriet Tubman

I could never date a guy with a pet snake.

- Genesis Rodriguez

Owing to ignorance of the rope the rope appears to be a snake; owing to ignorance of the Self the transient state arises of the individualized, limited, phenomenal aspect of the Self.

- Guru Nanak

Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

- Ambrose Bierce

I have my tombstone already. A tombstone company in the East gave it to me when I jumped Snake Canyon. My plot is in Montana.

- Evel Knievel

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

- Dane Cook

You can't talk of the dangers of snake poisoning and not mention snakes.

- C. Everett Koop

Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.

- Chanakya

The hardest thing about my job isn't the snake bites or the crocodiles, it's being away from my children. I have a really religious satellite phone call every day back to the boys, wherever we are, whatever time zone, to say goodnight.

- Bear Grylls

One of the first auditions I had in New York was for a commercial where I had to go in and audition to be a snake charmer... It was either some bank commercial or something where they wanted a guy charming a snake... I remember they wanted to know if I actually knew how to snake charm.

- Aasif Mandvi

I don't live in L.A. on purpose because I don't wanna be immersed in that. I have to have a real life, with real people, in order to inform what I'm doing; otherwise, it just becomes the snake eating its own tail. Vampirism.

- Alan Arkin

I think there's a point to regulating, because there are snake oil companies.

- Anne Wojcicki

Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

- Ambrose Bierce