I'm more like a spoon symbol. I think women just want to spoon me.

- Chris O'Dowd

If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.

- Christopher Meloni

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

- Demetri Martin

I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems really young when you're 90. She said she would eat me with a spoon.

- David James Elliott

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.

- E. M. Forster

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

- John Mayer

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

- John Mayer

I've been dealing with the press for 45 years. You need a very long spoon to sup with them. While you are always grateful, they are like badly trained dogs. They smile and wag and bite your arm off.

- Joanna Lumley

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.

- Mick Jagger

Gag me with a spoon!

- Moon Unit Zappa

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.

- Navjot Singh Sidhu

Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.

- Nicholson Baker

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.

- Pete Townshend

My mother fed me with a spoon until I was 6 years old.

- Sandra Dee

The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. Once invented, it cannot be improved. You cannot make a spoon that is better than a spoon... The book has been thoroughly tested, and it's very hard to see how it could be improved on for its current purposes.

- Umberto Eco