Quotes from Moon Unit Zappa


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    I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.

    Money | Crazy | House


    We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.

    Dating | Water | Rules


    The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

    Great | Licking | Seemed


    My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store.

    Mother | Barefoot | Store


    I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life.

    Life | Trapped


    I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.

    Perfect | Song | Pop


    I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!

    Stay | Close | Backstage


    I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.

    Pathetic | Yorker


    My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated.

    Mother | Help | Educated


    Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something.

    Hope | Experience | Taking


    Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.

    Parents | Sex | Sound


    I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

    Funny | Sad | Dark


    I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I've been humiliated in.

    City | Buildings | Drive


    I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

    Life | Miserable | Bedroom


    I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden.

    Tree | Garden | Coming


    I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself.

    Freedom | Define | Grew


    I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here.

    Legacy | Name | Lose


    I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't.

    Age | Remember | Rules


    How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.

    Women | Father | Shoes


    Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.

    Accident | Jobs | Gotten


       

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