My guitar only has five strings 'cause the top one broke and I decided not to put it back on: when I play chords I only play bar chords, and the top one always used to cut me there.

- Brian Eno

In America, they have this nauseating habit of calling the conductor 'maestro'. I always slightly gag when the cor anglais player goes, 'Maestro, can I discuss bar 19 with you?'

- Charles Hazlewood

I'm the star of stage, screen, and television now, but I'm also available for children's parties and bar mitzvahs.

- Chris Isaak

The good thing about people underestimating models is that the bar is set so low, you tend to impress people more easily.

- Cindy Crawford

I try to tell a story the way someone would tell you a story in a bar, with the same kind of timing and pacing.

- Chuck Palahniuk

My bar for being successful is being able to do movies that really mean something to me and being able to make a living off of that.

- Channing Tatum

Start early and begin raising the bar throughout the day.

- Caitlyn Jenner

Membership in the bar is a privilege burdened with conditions.

- Benjamin Cardozo

I'm excited for people to realize that I'm 25 years old and not a teenager anymore... even though I still look 18 and can't get into a bar to save my life!

- Brittany Snow

The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry.

- Brandon Boyd

I feel like I've set the bar fairly high, and I want to keep living up to that bar.

- Aaron Rodgers

You can't just be a musician; you have to be an entertainer and perform and act just to hit the bar.

- Brendon Urie

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

- Bob Hope

I always wished I had a song like that George Strait song, 'The Chair', 'cause it's basically just a guy trying to pick up a girl at a bar.

- Blake Shelton

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.

- Bill Murray

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.

- Archie Moore

I wanted to live where I could pop to the bar that Humphrey Bogart took Lauren Bacall to, or the little restaurant where Charlie Chaplin had a booth.

- Ashley Jensen

When you go into a bar, there are hundreds and hundreds of cameras in that bar - many of them installed by that bar. They might be checking something or taking a picture of you.

- Astro Teller

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.

- Arthur Koestler

I grew up in the middle of a block where there was an Irish grocery store on one corner, an Italian bar on another corner and the Nazi Party was on the third corner.

- Andrew Young