Quotes from Charlie Sheen


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I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.


I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.


Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.


You can't process me with a normal brain.


What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.


Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.


I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.


I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.


I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.


I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.


Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?


I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.


For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.


I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.


That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.


I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.


Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?


I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.


It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.


I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.