Quotes from Maria Semple


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I quickly realized that shopping on Amazon had made the idea of parking my car and going into a store feel like an outrageous imposition on my time and good nature.


Writing a novel is so hard, and there are so many problems that the last thing you're thinking about is adapting this mess you have on your hands as a movie. You just want to get it to work as a novel. That's your main focus.


Even when I was writing 'Where'd You Go, Bernadette,' I started to appreciate Seattle's many charms.


Both 'Where'd You Go, Bernadette' and my first novel, 'This One is Mine,' are pretty complex on a story level, and fun reads as a result.


And dialogue, I'm good at it, and it's because it's the only thing you have to work with in TV writing.


An artist must create. If she doesn't, she will become a menace to society.


After decades spent in rewrite rooms surrounded by other shouting writers, I discovered that I work best alone. I like being in charge of my time, working out the problems according to my own rhythms and being able to nap. That's a big one, the napping on demand!


'Mad About You' fit my sensibility the most of any show that I worked on, and as a result, it was really fun. It felt like a very natural fit.


I think that's the most important job of a novelist - to bring authority to their writing.


I drop my kid off at school and then race home, and it's a very limited time. I can only do really serious writing for a couple of hours. And then I always go on a walk, I do a one-to-two-hour walk; I don't go running or hard hiking.


There's something uniquely exhilarating about puzzling together the truth at the hands of an unreliable narrator.


I survived many a youth hostel bunk room reading Tolstoy by flashlight.


Creating art is painful. It takes time, practice, and the courage to stand alone.


I can only do really serious writing for a couple of hours. And then I always go on a walk. I do a one-to-two-hour walk; I don't go running or hard hiking.


'Where'd You Go, Bernadette' is an epistolary novel - one told in letters. I had no idea how much fun it would be, puzzling together the plot with letters and documents.


I naively thought I would quit television writing, move up to Seattle, my novel would come out, and then I'd have a novel writing career, and so I found myself really stuck in this very poisonous self-pitying state and felt like I'd never write again. And I blamed Seattle for that.


There's a happiness that comes from writing that I won't live without.


When you need a good laugh, do you reach for a book? I don't. I expect books to move me deeply and submerge me in another reality. So when a novel makes me roar with laughter, it's always a delightful surprise.


We need to preserve our neighborhoods, our small business, our local economy.


My talent isn't so much in traditional research as in finding really smart people and badgering them with questions.