I would not like to see a person who is sober, moderate, chaste and just say that there is no God. They would speak disinterestedly at least, but such a person is not to be found.

- Jean de la Bruyere

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

- Kenneth Tynan

This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say?

- James Pinckney Miller

You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.

- James Pinckney Miller

Till now poets were privileged to insert a certain proportion of nonsense - very far in excess of one-half of one per cent - into their otherwise sober documents.

- John Crowe Ransom

I got sober for good on December 7, 2008.

- Jodie Sweetin

I think a lot of people are scared, and I know I was scared to get sober, at least using this as an excuse; 'I don't want to be one of those sober people.' And I don't think you have to be. I think you can be one of those people who happens to be sober.

- Jason Isbell

I wish I'd gotten sober at a younger age.

- Janice Dickinson

When I got sober and started working out, I fell into that trap of working out too much. I know a lot of guys can relate to that - if you don't get that runner's high every day, you feel like, 'Oh my God, I'm losing it.'

- Joe Perry

I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.

- John Mayer

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

- Anthony Kiedis

Ireland sober is Ireland stiff.

- James Joyce

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

- Herman Melville

I understand that kids look up to me, that some people might have gotten sober because of me.

- Gerard Way

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

- George Bernard Shaw

When I promise I'll do something, I do it. At least since I got sober.

- Eve Babitz

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.

- Dana Plato

I think that after a year of Portishead I've become a little more sober.

- Beth Gibbons

I've written songs sober and I've written songs high.

- Barry Mann

As you get older, you kind of take a more sober view of life.

- Bernard Sumner