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It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.


Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke.


Louis CK knows that just because a joke is using space as a resource instead of something to be crammed like a hamper, this doesn't mean a story isn't happening.


A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of thinking about.


The world was not supportive. They look at me as a joke for 13 to 14 years until I could prove feasibility; then I had competitors. Those that laughed at me became my competitors.


I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.


I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.


On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it.


'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke.


People who would never think of dealing in racial or sexual stereotypes will still throw in a fat joke because it's still OK. Really?


There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.


My mum had four kids on her own, so if I had one kid with one nanny and not a full-time job, it would be a joke. And I think the impossible happens when you leave your kids. I've seen so many nannies in the park on their phones, and the kids are running off.


I never told a joke in my life.


After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it'll flop.


What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.


The gods too are fond of a joke.


Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.


I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.


My friends always joke that I run on batteries.


Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.