When I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork. Washington is full of big spenders. Let's make them squeal.

- Joni Ernst

I feel I would love to close down for a number of years in some way and just be in the country making pork pies and chutneys and never have to poke my head out of the parapet.

- Stephen Fry

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

- Roseanne Barr

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

- Phil Gramm

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n.

- Michael Biehn

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops.

- Mamie Eisenhower

That's the very essence of pork barrelism, when you give a huge lump sum to a person and say, 'Well, tell us what you want it for, but you are free to decide where to spend it on.'

- Miriam Defensor-Santiago

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

- Lewis Black

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it.

- Josh Henderson

I object to you using words like squander and pork. What is pork in one part of the country is an essential project in another part.

- John Breaux

I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off.

- Aasif Mandvi

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time.

- Jim Cooper

Most people only use their griddles for pancakes, but you can sear vegetables like sliced zucchini or mushrooms, thinly sliced meats like chicken or pork, or thinly sliced fish or squid.

- Jose Andres

Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message that all pork is pork, all chicken is chicken, eggs eggs, even though we all know that can't really be true.

- Joel Salatin

Pulled pork jokes never get old.

- Joel Edgerton

Pork was in 1971, and I stopped hanging out at The Factory by like 1973.

- Harvey Fierstein

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though.

- David Chang

I didn't think I'd ever eat pork; it just does not appeal to me.

- Bill Callahan

Let me make it clear: The Disbursement Allocation Program is not pork barrel. Of the DAP releases in 2011 and 2012, only nine percent was disbursed for projects suggested by legislators. The DAP is not theft. Theft is illegal.

- Benigno Aquino III

I've had no shellfish and no pork for quite some time.

- Amar'e Stoudemire