Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.

- Graham Chapman

Why can't ladies like nice guys?

- Jorma Taccone

I wanted to dress cool, and get all the ladies.

- John Singleton

The most common place I get stopped by fans is the ladies'.

- Jessica Raine

Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!

- Johnny Olson

Ladies be seated, the party has only begun.

- Johnny Olson

I was always interested in ladies' fashion.

- John Caudwell

I like music and I like ladies. I like to see them dance.

- Joe Namath

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

- Herbert Beerbohm Tree

I have played old ladies since I was 17 years old, and very convincingly. I've always looked funny and was too tall to play the leads and so had to play the grandmothers.

- Geraldine Page

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

- Arthur Baer

America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done.

- Felix Dennis

I never get involved with the ladies I work with.

- Dirk Benedict

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

- Denis Leary

I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.

- David Letterman

I'm always really comfortable writing strong, smart ladies. That's kind of my bailiwick.

- Chris Roberson

I would just like to say something, ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that, you, we - we own this country. We - we own it. It is not you owning it, and not politicians owning it. Politicians are employees of ours.

- Clint Eastwood

First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers.

- Claude Debussy

I do like the ladies an awful lot. Surprisingly enough, it turns out ladies like me back; I'm a really good guy.

- CeeLo Green

I work with a lot of lovely ladies.

- Brad Goreski