Quotes from Arthur Baer


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    Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

    Horse | Dead | Buying


    It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

    Legal | Justice | Law


    A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

    Good | Neighbor | Climb


    A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

    Library | Pressure | Blood


    A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

    Plumber | Traces | Source


    If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

    Face | Thumbs | Print


    It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

    Quiet | Hear | Drop


    Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

    Past | Wolf | Lamb


    It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

    Helpful | Rope | Drowning


    His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

    Sleep | Insomnia | Office


    The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

    Ladies | Looked


    His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

    Feet | Honest | Head


    If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

    Laws | Laid


    She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

    Food | Diet | Hands


    She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

    Fault | Generous


       

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