Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

- Abbie Hoffman

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature.

- Danny Meyer

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

- Evan Esar

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

- J. B. Smoove

I often want things to make definite statements. If I order onions sliced thinly on my hamburger, I don't want them to come out sort of medium. But that doesn't mean it's a reasonable desire, in all things.

- John Edgar Wideman

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial.

- Luke Benward

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

- Matthew McConaughey

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes.

- Michael Kors

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

- Natasha Leggero

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.

- Peter York

In 2012, a hamburger cost Amtrak $16.15, with riders paying $9.50. This means that we, the taxpayers, are forced to pick up the tab for the remaining $6.65 through subsidies provided to Amtrak.

- Phil Gingrey

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.

- River Phoenix

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit.

- S. I. Hayakawa

I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all.

- Sterling Hayden