Quotes from Natasha Leggero


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Coming from the Midwest, I didn't know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedians were old men in suits talking about their wives.


What's great about stand-up is that you can say whatever you want and go around the country, and sometimes the world, and work on it and see how people react. You don't need Standards & Practices or notes from lawyers or producers to tell you what's funny.


The corporations are shoving just the worst music down everybody's throats, and I think the result of that is that nobody has any taste. They have no bar as to what is good.


My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit.


For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.


Anything you can do to get more people to come to your live shows is good, because that's where you can really do what you do. Everyone's on the same page, and you don't have to win strangers over as much.


You can always tell an actor by the bored look in their eye whenever someone else is talking.


When I was 23, I moved to Australia to be with this 43-year-old con artist I fell in love with.


The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.


In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.


In general, comedians are attracted to vice.


I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.


I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.


I have friends who say, 'You just can't understand what it's like to be a mother until you're a mother.'


I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.


I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.


My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'


If you look at NBC, two of their most successful shows - '30 Rock' and 'Parks And Rec' - are written by women, produced by women, and I think that's the future. Women are the new men.


Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.


I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.