I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think about that and just blank out.

- Carmelo Anthony

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

- Clarence Day

Cinemascope is not for men, but for snakes and funerals.

- Fritz Lang

You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.

- Jimmy Dean

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

- Mason Cooley

We don't do funerals in my family.

- Marie Helvin

You can easily take photographs at a wedding - no one would question it. But funerals are different.

- Martin Parr

I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.

- Rodney Atkins

It amazes me that the most Christian funerals are the most barbaric funeral rites of passage that are celebrated anywhere in the world.

- Steve Earle

Funerals are a pagan rite. There's not any doubt about it.

- Steve Earle

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra