I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

- Yogi Berra

I don't mean to be funny.

- Yogi Berra

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

- Yogi Berra

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

- Yogi Berra

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

- Yogi Berra

How can you think and hit at the same time?

- Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

- Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

- Yogi Berra

I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.

- Yogi Berra

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

- Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said.

- Yogi Berra

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

- Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

- Yogi Berra

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

- Yogi Berra

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

- Yogi Berra

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

- Yogi Berra

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

- Yogi Berra

The future ain't what it used to be.

- Yogi Berra

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

- Yogi Berra