I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

- Benny Hill

I should do something about the cigarettes; I quite accept that it's bad for your health, but you know a moderate tipple is positively beneficial and, at certain times, absolutely essential.

- Charles Kennedy

So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done.

- Diane Lane

Cigarettes are not a part of human behaviour, they are a habit.

- Joe Eszterhas

The attacks on global warming are no different than the attacks the cigarettes companies used to use to say that cigarettes don't cause cancer.

- Leonard Mlodinow

Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive.

- Loni Anderson

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

- Marilyn vos Savant

We don't want to come off as pro-smoking. Even though we didn't smoke real cigarettes at all, you want to be careful of people's sensitivities.

- Martha Plimpton

I put the heart attack down to 66 cigarettes a day.

- Nigel Lythgoe

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

- Oscar Wilde

I was a sullen kid who smoked cigarettes and wore black every day, and I went to a school that was lacrosse players and Izods.

- Peter Dinklage

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

- Tommy Chong