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    The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

    Time | Fly | Odds


    That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

    Business | Sincere


    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

    Perfect | Nobody | Complains


    I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

    Naked | Against | Half


    Do unto others, then run.

    Others | Run | Unto


    Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

    Hot | Breathe | Pants


    Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

    Grand | Upright | Pianos


    I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

    Smoking | Smoke | Cigarettes


       

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