If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery.

- Babe Ruth

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

- Colonel Sanders

I can't count how many of my friends are in the cemetery at Normandy, the heroes are still there, the real heroes.

- Charles Durning

I realised how rich I had become and I asked myself, 'Do I really want to be the richest person in the cemetery?'

- David Rubenstein

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

- Elsa Maxwell

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

- Henny Youngman

Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.

- Henry Ward Beecher

The Westwood Cemetery is just a few blocks from my home, and a number of my very dear friends are buried there.

- Hugh Hefner

A crazy man finishes in the cemetery.

- Juan Manuel Fangio

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.

- Malcolm X

The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery.

- Muhammad Iqbal

The cemetery of the victims of human cruelty in our century is extended to include yet another vast cemetery, that of the unborn.

- Pope John Paul II

'Cemetery Lake' was an interesting book to write.

- Paul Cleave

I was brought up at 3525 Decatur Avenue, in the north Bronx, right next to Woodlawn Cemetery.

- Robert Klein