Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

- Conan O'Brien

I couldn't do that as attorney general. Why? Because they are my clients. You can't say they're not doing what they ought to be doing when you are the attorney general.

- Christine Gregoire

I wasn't meant to be an attorney, but I was meant to go to law school.

- Eddie Huang

Any attorney general who is not an activist is not doing his or her job.

- Eric Holder

I'm a civil rights attorney. I'm a victim rights attorney.

- Gloria Allred

Well, my dad was the district attorney of New Orleans for about 30 years.

- Harry Connick, Jr.

I have always had an attorney on retainer, and now I believe I will have to put him to work.

- Jeff Gannon

I was assigned to do a job by the attorney general, and that was to find out whether crimes were committed.

- Ken Starr

I think when you play a role, you always have to be a defense attorney for that character.

- Matt Bomer

Under Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr., the Justice Department prosecuted more people for having unauthorized discussions with reporters than all prior administrations combined.

- Matt Apuzzo

When the law says you're entitled to an attorney, it doesn't mean you're entitled to an attorney who sleeps or an attorney who doesn't do his job.

- Pete Gallego

All I want to do is be the best attorney general that I can be.

- Pam Bondi

There's only so much you can do with an attorney on a show that's about New York policemen.

- Sherry Stringfield

The United States attorney in South Carolina was a Barack Obama appointee. Politically, he is to the left of Mao Zedong.

- Trey Gowdy