Quotes from Darrell Hammond


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I belong to the Democratic Party.


I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.


The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.


Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.


It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.


If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.


I've seen the hell these people go through.


I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.


I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.


I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.


I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.


I had a dad you know.


I don't know if I want to be a big star though.


If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.


Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.


Doctors didn't know what to do with me.


College kids, don't be taking examples from me.


I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.


I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'


Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.