Quotes on the topic: Screwed


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You have to find out who you are aside from what the media say you are. If you've become reliant on them for kind of a sense of self, then you're really screwed.


Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.


All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.


From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.


No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.


So often in sitcoms, it's like, 'Oh, that husband of mine. He just screwed up again.' They just have to tolerate each other. It's not the most fun to play from my perspective. But by the same token, you can't be like, 'We're just like Romeo and Juliet, always in love.'


Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.


I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'


When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.


My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.


To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better.


People who go into show business are screwed up.


It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.


Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.


I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.


A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.


The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that.


The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me.


Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have.


When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.