We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.

- Alan Perlis

Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast!

- Alex Kapranos

There's a character that I play onstage, and I can't let him loose in the supermarket when I'm buying my beans on toast.

- Alex Kapranos

If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the next day you'll be toast.

- Alan K. Simpson

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

- Don Rickles

I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast.

- Joanne Harris

I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons.

- Kelly Wearstler

My dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

- Mike Birbiglia

There's no specific mission statement for the 'Toast.'

- Mallory Ortberg

A slice of hot, buttered toast is the perfect meal. It's not too much and not too little, and it gives you just the right buzz.

- Naveen Andrews

I can make the best French toast.

- Peter O'Toole

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.

- Simon Cowell

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

- Sam Trammell