Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

- Hubert H. Humphrey

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

- Paris Hilton

America stands for the land of opportunity.

- Michael Grimm

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.

- Malcolm X

My original opinion still stands. I don't think he should have put it out.

- Lonnie Donegan

I truly believe the things Notre Dame stands for.

- Lou Holtz

I think the one thing that most stands out is that my father always did what he believed to be the right thing to do and he always told us that we had to go our own way even if he disagreed.

- Klaus Fuchs

I got a kick out of the stands when they would heckle me. I would take the energy from that.

- Kurt Russell

I am anti-Bush. A lot of what he stands for is the antithesis of what I stand for.

- Jonathan Shapiro

Nothing stands still. The real question is can you change it?

- Jamie Zawinski

I like what L'Oreal stands for, which is women of worth.

- Andie MacDowell

The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone.

- Henrik Ibsen

Performance stands out like a ton of diamonds. Nonperformance can always be explained away.

- Harold S. Geneen

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands.

- Fred Perry

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

- Dudley Moore

No man is an island. No man stands alone.

- Dennis Brown

If you don't want to play clean football then go up into the stands.

- Diego Maradona

Every sentence stands on its own. Whether that's fair or not, that's kind of the way it is.

- Chris Hayes

From where the sun now stands I will fight no more.

- Chief Joseph

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

- Babe Ruth