If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

- Adam Carolla

I'm a shepherd, not a sheep, and I've always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower.

- Dustin Diamond

A shepherd, in whom the spirit of God works, is more highly esteemed before God than the wisest and most potent in self-wit, without the divine dominion.

- Jakob Bohme

A shepherd may be a very able, trusty, and good shepherd, without a sweetheart - better, perhaps, than with one. But what is he without his dog?

- James Hogg

The human being is not the lord of beings, but the shepherd of Being.

- Martin Heidegger

Man is not the lord of beings. Man is the shepherd of Being.

- Martin Heidegger

Sea Shepherd is to terrorism what Groucho was to Marxism.

- Paul Watson

Sea Shepherd does not condone, nor do we practise, violence.

- Paul Watson

We were looking for a 'good shepherd', and instead we got a German shepherd.

- Pope Benedict XVI

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

- Stendhal

The Lord is my Shepherd and he knows I'm gay.

- Troy Perry