Quotes from Albert Brooks


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I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot.


You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year.


You know what it is, the reason so many 18-year-olds, 19-year-olds are saying 'Drive' is their favorite movie is that 'Drive' is a 90-minute trip into what a lot of seventies filmmaking was. It encapsulates the best of a certain kind of style, and a style that a lot of people haven't seen before, with the music and the way it's edited.


When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors who weren't actors, the best thing they could do was take an acting class for a couple of months. Just to understand.


There's always the standard six people you can hire that have played all these villains in Hollywood. Instinctively, when they come on screen, you know what's going to happen. You don't know the story, but you know what they do.


When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.


Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.


If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won.


I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.


I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.


I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.


What's interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, is that many of them are black or white: It's either a utopia or it's misery. The real truth is that there's going to be both things in any future, just like there is now.


Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.


It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than by 60 million for something you're not.


As an actor, if you're just sitting and staring and you don't know who you are in your own mind, it's vacant. And sometimes the camera is an X-ray machine, it can pick it up.


I attempt to create a form of seriocomic entertainment to either delight, enlighten, or disgust, whichever you'd like. In terms of making motion pictures, I write and direct and act. I guess you'd say I'm a filmmaker.


I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.


I've always been the king of silence. I've always been a minimalist comedian. I've taken my influence from Jack Benny, who was the king of that... I've always done 'less is more.'


I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?'


Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.