Valet parking is an essential at any decent club.

- Dan Jenkins

I'm a liberal - I believe in subsidies for public goods and in regulations to curb harmful externalities, but neither of those things exist when it comes to parking.

- Matthew Yglesias

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

- Miranda Hart

Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park.

- Jordana Brewster

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

- Jeff Foxworthy

A parking lot attendant who's a guy makes a lot more money than a child-care attendant who's a woman.

- Gloria Steinem

It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions.

- Ed McMahon

Normal people, who can be good people but do bad things, are very interesting to me, and people that never get a parking ticket or never do a bad thing in their lives can be really dangerous.

- Emily Mortimer

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

- Eli Roth

I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life.

- Debra Messing

My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?'

- Adam McKay

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

- Calvin Trillin

Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant.

- Bill Nelson

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

- Bob Edwards

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

- Bill Vaughan

Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking lots and swimming in the fountains. We've been staying in hotels most of the way, though I will say some hotels have declined to take us because we're just having too much fun.

- Bill Walton

I'm not a person who has people tell me things in parking garages.

- Bill Dedman

The only people I really hate are parking attendants.

- Alison Jackson

I'm a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots.

- Al Jourgensen

I get parking tickets all the time.

- Anne Wojcicki