When Goldie Hawn wrote her memoirs, no one said Goldie Hawn was snitching. When Jane Fonda wrote her memoirs, no one said Jane Fonda was snitching.

- Karrine Steffans

A lot of presidential memoirs, they say, are dull and self-serving. I hope mine is interesting and self-serving.

- William J. Clinton

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

- Will Rogers

People write memoirs because they lack the imagination to make things up.

- Tom Robbins

All of Wes Anderson's films are confections, memoirs created in cinematic snow globes, with the subtext that memory is the most extraordinary confection of all.

- Steve Erickson

I haven't written my memoirs or let the television movie be made about my life.

- Sally Ride

I think most memoirs, though they purport to be about this particular time or this person you met, are really about the effect that person or time had on you.

- Rosemary Mahoney

I could make the title of my memoirs: 'It's got cinematic disaster written all over it.'

- Peter Capaldi

My only fantasy about writing was that in my old days, after directing many masterpieces, I would write my memoirs.

- Manuel Puig

People can lie in letters, but they tend not to. They certainly lie in memoirs.

- Lois Lowry

I love memoirs and autobiographies in general.

- Brett Davern

I'm not about to write my memoirs. Not for a long time.

- John Major

I knew that I had to write my memoirs.

- Jane Fonda

I'll never put my memoirs in print.

- Ian Mckellen

Memoirs are the backstairs of history.

- George Meredith

Memoirs are a well-known form of fiction.

- Frank Harris

My father was highbrow: writing long biographies of Dante and stuff like that. Ghostwriting sportsman memoirs? That was sort of the lowest of the low.

- David Lagercrantz

I will leave no memoirs.

- Comte de Lautreamont

I've written three books you could think of as memoirs.

- Calvin Trillin