There are no more liberals They've all been mugged.

- James Q. Wilson

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

- Matt Lauer

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

- Mort Sahl

Most liberals I know were for invading Afghanistan right after 9/11.

- Michael Moore

I don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives.

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

- Lenny Bruce

Liberals always blame the other guy.

- John McLaughlin

Liberals are my friends, my colleagues, my social world.

- Jonathan Haidt

Inside of many liberals is a fascist struggling to get out.

- John McCarthy

There aren't any liberals left in New York. They've all been mugged by now.

- James Q. Wilson

Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.

- Al Franken

Most liberals think of civil liberties as their Achilles heel. It isn't.

- Joe Biden

Conservatives and liberals can find common ground.

- Jesse Jackson

I think that liberals need to grow up.

- Fareed Zakaria

The liberals in my neighbourhood wouldn't give away Brentwood to the Palestinians, but they want to give away Tel Aviv.

- David Mamet

Liberals say we should end employment discrimination. I say we should end employment.

- Bob Black

I don't think liberals in the media are really that much different from liberals outside the media.

- Bernard Goldberg

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

- Ann Coulter

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

- Ann Coulter

I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.

- Al Franken