Quotes from Mort Sahl


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    My life needs editing.

    Funny | Life | Editing


    Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

    Truth | Lie | Difference


    I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.

    Good | Humor | Beyond


    Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

    Humor | Insanity | Lack


    Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

    Deserve | Stolen | Liberals


    I'm a radical, and I always have been.

    Radical


    I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

    Rogers | Met | Until


    A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

    Reform | Believes


    I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

    Movies | Week | Kid


    People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

    Lonely | Explain | Guys


    Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

    Lost | Against | Won


    If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

    Attack | Left | Planet


    When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.

    Silly | Comedy | Neutrality


       

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