Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.

- Ann Oakley

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

- Erma Bombeck

You won't do any more housework? Then you go to the bin.

- Kate Millett

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

- Katharine Whitehorn

Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

- Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I try to give my best to everything I do. I don't think of housework as beneath my dignity; that's just the way I was brought up.

- Madhuri Dixit

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

- Phyllis Diller

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

- Quentin Crisp