An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.

- Alan Jay Lerner

I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman.

- Billie Joe Armstrong

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.

- Cecil Rhodes

The best-dressed man is an Italian who is trying to look English, or an Englishman who is trying to look Italian.

- Diane von Furstenberg

You never find an Englishman among the under-dogs except in England, of course.

- Evelyn Waugh

Some time ago, the United States was an English colony. If an Englishman were asked if the United States would be independent, he would have said no, that it would always be an English colony.

- Fidel Castro

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

- George Bernard Shaw

An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.

- George Chapman

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

- George Mikes

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

- Jackie Mason

The average Englishman has no idea of the dynamism in the music scene here.

- Kabir Bedi

I'm an Englishman who did a film on Mogadishu, 'Black Hawk Down.'

- Ridley Scott

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

- Sean Connery

If I were an American, as I am an Englishman, while a foreign troop was landed in my country, I never would lay down my arms never never never!

- William Pitt