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Quotes from
Alan Jay Lerner
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Alan Jay Lerner
Criticism
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Theater
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Coughing
Posterize!
With a little bit of luck, you'll never work!
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Alan Jay Lerner
Work
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Luck
Posterize!
You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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Alan Jay Lerner
Hit
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Flop
Posterize!
A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
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Alan Jay Lerner
Work
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Sleep
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Monday
Posterize!
It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Alan Jay Lerner
Face
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Exterior
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Grant
Posterize!
An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Alan Jay Lerner
Absolutely
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Englishman
Posterize!
Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.
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Alan Jay Lerner
Home
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Talent
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Saying
Posterize!
Men die but an idea does not.
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Alan Jay Lerner
Men
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Die
Posterize!
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
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Alan Jay Lerner
Woman
Posterize!
 
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