I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky.

- Andy Griffith

I go to the gym regularly, not just for the way I look but because it makes me less cranky, too.

- Bonnie Langford

I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog.

- Bob Peterson

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

- Dolly Parton

I'm cranky.

- Larry David

I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.

- Robert Lansing

I like writing. I get cranky when I can't. Yes, I write books back to back, and I work very hard on them.

- Terry Pratchett