Quotes from Terry Pratchett


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It cannot be said often enough that science fiction as a genre is incredibly educational - and I'm speaking the written science fiction, not 'Star Trek.' Science fiction writers tend to fill their books if they're clever with little bits of interesting stuff and real stuff.


I'm glad a genre writer has got a knighthood, but stunned that it was me.


Anger is wonderful. It keeps you going. I'm angry about bankers. About the government.


Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.


Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising ape than a falling angel? To my juvenile eyes, Darwin was proved true every day. It doesn't take much to make us flip back into monkeys again.


In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.


We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we have forgotten how to die. Too often we learn the hard way. As soon as the baby boomers pass pensionable age, their lesson will be harsher still.


In all seriousness, people think that it's the ideas that are important. Well, everyone has ideas, all the time. I tend to write mine down and remember them, but at some point you have to apply the bum to the seat and knock out about sixty five thousand words - that's how long a novel is.


Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.


Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.


The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.


They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.


I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.


The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine.


He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'


Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.


It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.


Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.


Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.


The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.