If we became buddies, obviously I'd start throwing some cracks at Him.

- Marcus Luttrell

Sympathetic cracks. A term frequently used by architects and surveyors in terms of ageing houses. I know what they mean.

- Ted Dexter

My books - I kid you not - are very often shelved between DeLillo and de Sade. Which not only completely cracks me up, but it seems like an encouraging message from the universe: between those two, there's a lot of wiggle room. I feel just fine there.

- Stacey D'Erasmo

It cracks me up to see these ads for TV - for Depends or for glue for your dentures. The people in them look 55 with a hint of gray. Where are the people who are falling apart? We don't see that.

- Roz Chast

The whole Hollywood nightlife thing cracks me up. I can't work and do that stuff.

- Peri Gilpin

We don't want crimes committed in New Mexico falling through the cracks. This legislation ensures that there is no area of our state where crimes can be committed without consequence.

- Pete Domenici

I've always been interested in the idea of people who fell through the cracks.

- Peter Capaldi

I'm interested in people's darker side, the ones that aren't easy and well balanced. The cracks.

- Noomi Rapace

I'm always excited to see my good buddy Richelle Mead. She cracks me up. I never get to see Veronica Roth enough, either.

- Margaret Stohl

It kind of cracks me up when people say I'm hot because I just think that that's a term that I don't have to deal with anymore.

- Andie MacDowell

It is through the cracks in our brains that ecstasy creeps in.

- Logan Pearsall Smith

I think the key to working out is for people to think of water - just allow the workouts to fill out the cracks in your lives and seep into wherever you can fit it in.

- LL Cool J

You can tell when someone is putting on a role. If someone really believes in what they're saying, it's quite hard to find cracks.

- Imogen Poots

Change, when it comes, cracks everything open.

- Dorothy Allison

There's like a shift in the paradigm about every 15 years in movies because one would slip through the cracks. I think if they were more inexpensive you would see many more eclectic comedies being made.

- Dax Shepard

I have a great sensitivity to kids. I have a great sensitivity to the people that fall between the cracks.

- Carl Paladino

I let people see the cracks in my life. We can't be phony. We've got to keep it real.

- Charles R. Swindoll

Not reforming the NHS would have been a much easier decision for me as secretary of state to have taken. We could have just protected the NHS from cuts, put in an extra £12.5bn and left it there. But sooner or later the cracks would have started to show. New treatments would have been held back.

- Andrew Lansley