Quotes from Bam Margera


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It's kinda all about image.


Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them.


One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.


I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.


The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks.


It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in - that's actually happened a few times and that's so weird. It's like, 'Dude, you're playing me right now.' It was too weird.


I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.


These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon!


Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.


I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.


I want to make my own movie.


I don't like Paris so much.


Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.


My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.


I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.


I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.


I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.


I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.


When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.


I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.