I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.

- Mike Myers

Verne's all about what you can do versus what you can't do. He just kept saying yes and his part kept growing. I would love to work with him in every movie.

- Mike Myers

And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours.

- Mike Myers

I can be described as many things, but no description of me is complete without saying 'Englishman.' My parents were from Liverpool and emigrated to Canada before I was born.

- Mike Myers

I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie.

- Mike Myers

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

- Mike Myers

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

- Mike Myers

For me, everything definitely comes from music.

- Mike Myers

Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.

- Mike Myers

I knew I wanted to be a father; I didn't know it was going to be this awesome or that my kid would come out so beautiful and lovely.

- Mike Myers

Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.

- Mike Myers

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.

- Mike Myers

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

- Mike Myers

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

- Mike Myers

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

- Mike Myers

I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.

- Mike Myers

Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.

- Mike Myers

I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic.

- Mike Myers

I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.

- Mike Myers

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

- Mike Myers