Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

- Benny Hill

Pianos - if they don't like what you're saying, then they won't talk back to you. And you want it to talk back to you.

- Jason Moran

For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

- Tori Amos

Plus, there were so many pianos in my house, so I couldn't really avoid it.

- Vanessa Carlton