Quotes from Rob Corddry


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    I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

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    The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

    Travel | Daily | Worst


    Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

    Funny | Questions | Seriously


    You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

    Control | Encouraged | Pitch


    This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

    Nice | Release | Limited


    The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

    Head | Writer | Loves


    People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

    Sure | Share | Exactly


    Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

    Hell | Express | Knows


    Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

    Next | Found


    It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

    Born | Jesus | Anew


    I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

    Backstage | Absolutely


    I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

    Win | Friend | Mine


    I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

    College | Remember | Saying


    I just want to do cool stuff.

    Cool


    I get all of my comedy from CNN.

    Comedy | CNN


    I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

    Company | Name | Literally


    Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

    Cool | Daily | Watch


    I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

    Election | Percent | Until


    I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

    Office | Year | Next


    If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.

    Care | Naked | Guy


       

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