Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

- Janet Street-Porter

Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me.

- Janet Street-Porter

Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.

- Janet Street-Porter

Blogs are for anoraks who couldn't get published any other way.

- Janet Street-Porter

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

- Janet Street-Porter

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.

- Janet Street-Porter

Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.

- Janet Street-Porter

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

- Janet Street-Porter